It’s life but not as we know it…

In what has been a random wake up, so a thought……, Ill get up and have eh a pint of coffee in my star trek mug. Yes very sensible I hear you say or in other works go back to bed you arse..

As I read the inscription on my mug it reads.. ‘its life but not as we know it’… this got me thinking, what sad bastard randomly wakes up at 3am and makes himself a coffee?- Well that would be me..

As I walk around in my dressing gown around my small kingdom there is an eary silence. I can hear people sleeping and erm 1 person slightly snoring.. I stare out the front window and see some random out walking a dog.. WTF I mean its 3am! In the kitchen I look out the window and observe a cat sitting on my decking. Shit on it and I will eat you for breakfast I mutter to myself…

Naturally there aint much happening at this time. Any sensible bugger is sleeping so it will be me in the next 5 mins once I post this utterly nonsense blog..